Chuck Norris AND Van Damme? Those were pretty much the only action heroes missing from the first expendables movie.
I think these guys are my new favorite band - check out some of their other covers on youtube.
I just remembered that this exists. My night is complete.
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His chest glistened like a pumpkin seed, either one fresh out of the pumpkin but with all the orange strands of pumpkin flesh removed, or one straight out of the oven after being coated in just the right amount of oil and then baked; the point is that it was smooth, fairly shiny, and that color.
Jesse Kolman
Phoenix, AZ
